1 00:00:02,129 --> 00:00:04,070 Bye, Daddy, see you later. Have fun at work. 2 00:00:04,390 --> 00:00:05,390 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 3 00:00:07,070 --> 00:00:08,070 That's what you were in the school? 4 00:00:08,430 --> 00:00:12,250 Yeah, after you freaked out about my outfit yesterday, I figured I'd dress 5 00:00:12,250 --> 00:00:13,970 appropriately. You're a good daddy. 6 00:00:15,810 --> 00:00:17,310 Wait, no. Aha! 7 00:00:21,770 --> 00:00:23,690 Trying to pull one up on the master. 8 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:27,190 See, I thought we agreed. Less a little cam, more everything else. 9 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,400 Well, everybody doesn't have a daddy who's willing to catch a case over his 10 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,400 daughter. 11 00:00:35,580 --> 00:00:38,020 Not to mention, your knees look like you've been praying in a flower. 12 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,340 Check it out. 13 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:44,020 Check it out. 14 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:49,160 What do you think? 15 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,860 I don't think you can get any shorter. 16 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:55,620 What is it? 17 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,180 My latest advertising tool. 18 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:01,960 See, the Ferrari brings in the men, and yours truly brings in the ladies. 19 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaking for the ladies who aren't blind, it's not working. 20 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,240 Well, why don't you speak for little girls and be quiet? 21 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:17,800 Now, you're not selling Ferraris down at that lot. The fastest thing on that lot 22 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,620 is Big Sal's secretary, Easy Linda. 23 00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:24,200 True, true, but you see, people have to come down to the lot. 24 00:01:24,670 --> 00:01:25,850 In order to find that out. 25 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:29,630 Don't you ever feel sleazy cheating people? 26 00:01:30,470 --> 00:01:34,210 Man, I'm a used car salesman, all right? I eat sleaze for breakfast and wash it 27 00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:35,590 down with a big tall glass of dishonesty. 28 00:02:28,170 --> 00:02:29,170 That's my cousin Rio. 29 00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:33,010 Trust me, there's nothing there. Just all good looks and athletic ability. 30 00:02:33,970 --> 00:02:35,470 I think he's on the Dean's list, too. 31 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:42,030 He's also quarterback of the football team. They call themselves the Dog 32 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:44,710 Or you could call me the Dog Catcher. 33 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:46,330 Woof, woof. 34 00:02:47,290 --> 00:02:49,910 I know what you're thinking. But I can say this because he's family. 35 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:51,510 He used to keep a booger collection. 36 00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:54,190 What's up, cuz? 37 00:02:54,290 --> 00:02:55,290 What's up, geek? 38 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:57,130 Whoa, who are your friends? 39 00:02:57,550 --> 00:02:59,550 Well, you already know Spirit, and this is Brianna. 40 00:03:00,150 --> 00:03:01,990 Brianna? Nice name. 41 00:03:03,410 --> 00:03:06,610 It means virtue, but don't let the name fool you. 42 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:10,730 Rio? Oh. 43 00:03:12,090 --> 00:03:16,710 I've been looking all over for you. It's fourth period, that's our time, and you 44 00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:18,890 know how I feel about our time. 45 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:21,230 No, I'm sorry, baby. Let me make it up to you. 46 00:03:21,490 --> 00:03:22,490 Okay. 47 00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:24,010 Who's that? 48 00:03:24,190 --> 00:03:26,290 Tiffany Dyson, Rio's girlfriend. 49 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:29,040 He's that desperate that he's dating a cheerleader? 50 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:32,600 Doesn't like dating a life -size Barbie doll except the doll's hair is real. 51 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:38,300 Um, Spirit, Arnaz, why is your little friend staring at me? 52 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,680 Tiffany, meet Brianna. 53 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:42,720 That means virtuous. 54 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,520 Well, I'm Tiffany, and that means I don't care. 55 00:03:47,940 --> 00:03:49,760 Oh, so you're a cheerleader. 56 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:51,440 Head cheerleader. 57 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,820 Let me guess, you're a wannabe. 58 00:03:54,140 --> 00:03:55,700 Oh, no, I'm a gonna -be. 59 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,700 Because you just convinced me to try for the team. Oh, how cute. 60 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,600 The little freshie wants to be a cheerleader. 61 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:08,140 Tiffany, once you see my moves, I think you're going to want me on your team. 62 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:09,880 Cheerleader rule number one. 63 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:11,900 Don't think, just cheer. 64 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:14,600 Trials are at 3 o 'clock tomorrow. 65 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:16,119 Bring it. 66 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,600 Oh, honey, it's already brought. 67 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:29,410 or those cardboard cutouts bringing in the business? 68 00:04:30,010 --> 00:04:34,510 Uh, three were defaced, seven were stolen, and one... Let's just say there 69 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:35,630 Satan worshippers in your neighborhood. 70 00:04:36,890 --> 00:04:40,770 But that's all right, because I've come up with a whole new campaign, friend. 71 00:04:41,230 --> 00:04:46,170 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Last time I heard that from you, I lost $2 ,000 and 72 00:04:46,170 --> 00:04:47,950 engaged to a midget wrestler in Mexico. 73 00:04:49,850 --> 00:04:52,290 All right, come on, man, look, look. This has nothing to do with that, all 74 00:04:52,290 --> 00:04:56,230 right? I just told Big Sal that Baltimore's hottest sportscaster, the 75 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:57,880 Man... was going to be our spokesman. 76 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:01,680 He was so excited, he offered me a woman from the old country. You volunteered 77 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,960 me to be the pitchman for Big Sal's used cars? 78 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:06,280 The old country, Flex. 79 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,580 She makes wine with her toes. 80 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:13,300 Look, man, I don't care if she cracks walnuts with her butt cheeks. I'm not 81 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:14,560 doing that. Come on, man. 82 00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:18,140 All I got to do is get Apollonia to get you some pasta and some gabagoo. 83 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:21,680 I don't even know what that is. I just like saying it. 84 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:23,220 Gabagoo. 85 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:24,280 Say it with me. 86 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:25,940 Gabagoo. 87 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:29,920 I'm not saying it, I'm not doing it, and I'm not the guy that's doing it. 88 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,740 Hey, how's my high schooler? 89 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:38,180 Go on, tell him how you sold out. You became a Buffy, a Heather, like... Oh, 90 00:05:38,180 --> 00:05:39,720 God, these new chairs are so rad. 91 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,780 It's no big deal. I just signed up to try out for the cheerleading squad. 92 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,880 But you hate cheerleaders. Yeah, she's doing it to close you up to Rio. 93 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:52,060 He's trouble -flexing. He has a mustache. 94 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,960 I know I've always... thought of cheerleaders as a bunch of mindless 95 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,780 high -rise skirts, but I couldn't help myself. 96 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,700 That Tiffany pulled me in. Now I've got to get her. I thought this was about 97 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:04,180 Rio. Who's this Tiffany girl? 98 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:05,760 Obviously one of the hoochies. 99 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,500 Flex, if you're gonna be a good father, please keep up with the children. 100 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:14,680 Tiffany is Rio's girlfriend, the newest speed bump in Brianna's love life. 101 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:16,179 Hey, man. 102 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:18,640 So you're doing this to steal some cheerleaders' boyfriend? 103 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:20,560 Didn't I teach you better than that? 104 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:24,860 I'm not doing it because of that. I'm doing it out of spite. That daddy's 105 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:26,020 yeah. 106 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:29,880 It's Lex. 107 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:32,560 Brianna. Anybody home? 108 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,280 Good. Uh -huh. 109 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:41,580 Too good to be in my commercial, huh? Well, we'll see about that, Mr. 110 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:42,880 Flagg. 111 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,820 Little hidden camera. 112 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,520 Lex Washington for Big Sal's used cars. 113 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,300 Three cameras. Take one. 114 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:01,680 What's up, Glenn? 115 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:03,180 What's up, 116 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,620 man? You know, we never get a chance to talk like we used to. Sit down. 117 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:09,640 What you doing, man? Just making sure that my buddy's comfortable. 118 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:13,360 Lex, you remember your first car, don't you? 119 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,780 Of course I do. A 78 Midnight Blue Pacer with chrome wheels. 120 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,120 I nicknamed the Thriller. 121 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,360 After the Michael Jackson album. 122 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,380 No, after an ex -girlfriend named Thriller Thomas. 123 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:28,960 Hey, look, Spirit, there are two spots to open on the cheerleading squad. We 124 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:29,899 could try all together. 125 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:33,260 I'm a trained dancer. Why should I have to wait ten years of ballet and jazz tap 126 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:35,740 to be a cheerleader? How is that going to get me to Broadway? 127 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:38,180 I don't know, but it'll get you out of fifth period of science. 128 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,440 Well, go team go! 129 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,860 Okay, great. All right, Daddy, check this out, all right? 130 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:45,380 We're going to do victory. 131 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:48,380 Aren't ass be ready to catch me? Girl, I'd catch you like a cold. 132 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:50,720 Come on. 133 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,120 Okay? Ready? Okay. 134 00:07:55,040 --> 00:08:01,480 Victory, victory, here I strive. Say it, know it, watch us fly. 135 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:05,180 Wait. 136 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:06,680 Baby, you okay? 137 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:08,980 I'm cool. 138 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:10,840 That was in the routine. 139 00:08:11,340 --> 00:08:12,340 Oh, okay. 140 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:16,940 See, that was cool, but, you know, your cheer was lacking some attitude, you 141 00:08:16,940 --> 00:08:20,500 know, and some hips, you know? You gotta cheer like you're mad. 142 00:08:21,870 --> 00:08:22,870 What do you know about your leader? 143 00:08:23,210 --> 00:08:25,170 I know a lot of things about his leader. 144 00:08:25,710 --> 00:08:28,070 Let me show you a little something, you know what I'm saying? A little flashback 145 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:29,070 right here, you know? 146 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:32,730 F -L -E -S. 147 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:35,130 Who's the best from east to west? Flag. 148 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:37,450 Flag. 149 00:08:38,230 --> 00:08:41,390 Who's the man with all the know -how? That would be me, because make the lady 150 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:42,390 say I. 151 00:09:03,150 --> 00:09:04,170 or doesn't need any work. 152 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:34,320 Tiffany, carry on. 153 00:09:34,460 --> 00:09:35,460 Next. 154 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:44,020 So, Brianna, what are you going to show us today besides your padded bra? 155 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,180 Girl, I told you this wasn't going to work. 156 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:55,600 See, what had happened was we going to do our own cheers. 157 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,160 They made up their own cheers. How cute. 158 00:10:45,179 --> 00:10:49,780 Here at McKinley, it's more than just cheering for football and basketball. 159 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:54,180 We like to compete on more of a national level, and your cheers are a little 160 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:56,000 more on the neighborhood level. 161 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,580 So what are you saying? 162 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,540 How can I put this in a way you'll understand? 163 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,960 Oh, heck, I'll just say it. Your cheers are way too ghetto. 164 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:27,360 Soon you'll be buying a quality used car for Brianna. 165 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:30,380 As a parent and as a consumer, what will you be looking for? 166 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,580 Value, safety, or reliability? 167 00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:39,800 Right now I'm looking for a big spacious trunk that I can throw you in. 168 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,160 What are you doing? 169 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:53,180 Brianna, Brianna, she's our girl. She's the best cheerleader in the world. 170 00:11:56,940 --> 00:11:57,919 makes a squad. 171 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:03,220 Oh, Brianna, Brianna didn't make the team. Guess it's not easy as it seems. 172 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:05,960 Wait, please. 173 00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:08,180 Bri, what happened? 174 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,660 Tiffany said my cheers are too ghetto. 175 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,700 Who she be calling ghetto? 176 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:17,060 Didn't you say her mother plays the lotto with food stamps? 177 00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:22,740 You know what? She probably just jealous because her boyfriend be checking me 178 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:24,160 out like I could turn all this off. 179 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,560 Sometimes I have to ugly myself up just to be accepted. 180 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:33,700 Dad, I thought high school was going to be fun. 181 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:36,340 It's only been a few weeks and I already have an enemy. 182 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:40,460 Sweetie, along the road of life, you're going to run into potholes like Tiffany. 183 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,920 You just got to buckle up and drive right over them. 184 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,700 No. Dad, maybe I should just quit this whole cheerleading thing. 185 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:52,660 You know, sweetie, when I first became a sportscaster, it wasn't easy. 186 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:56,040 I was missing cues, messing up people's names. 187 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,800 Well, did you ever think about giving up? 188 00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:02,200 Yeah, but then I remembered how much your child support payments were. 189 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,580 I had to get back in the game. Your mama was tripping. 190 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:09,320 Dad, what's your point? 191 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,840 That I never knew what I could do until I tried. 192 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:15,280 Bree, you can't quit. 193 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,120 Nobody likes a quitter. 194 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:20,960 Okay, girls, that's a hurt. 195 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:22,340 Solid as a rock. 196 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:10,120 session. What do you guys want? A second chance. I really think we have 197 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,120 something to offer. 198 00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:14,220 Wow. You've already learned cheerleading role number two. 199 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,480 Never give up. 200 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:18,400 How many rules are there? 201 00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:21,620 They were good, kid. Come on. Maybe you can give them a second chance. 202 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,860 Brianna, you and your friend are spunky. 203 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,720 be the head and the other can be the ass. 204 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:42,940 Wait a minute. 205 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,980 Rihanna, there is no way I'm going to be the possum boogie. 206 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:50,900 Man, 207 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,480 that was some game. 208 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,160 Dwayne, you watched the game from the sideline. 209 00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,420 Yeah, we're running back and forth getting you water to warm me out. 210 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,880 That's why Sal is my pal. 211 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,640 Did you just say, Sal's my pal? 212 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,640 Yes, I did, and that's all I needed. 213 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:21,700 So, sweetie, did my little pothole pep talk turn things around for you? 214 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,820 Oh, it sure did turn things around. Now we're spunky the funky possum. 215 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:41,720 It's in my experience that the mascot often steals the show. 216 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:47,520 You got the Baltimore Oreo, the San Diego Chicken, the Rhode Island Roach. 217 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,660 I mean, he's nasty, but he's a great entertainer. 218 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:58,060 How are we supposed to entertain if we're dead? 219 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,400 Possums never stay dead, baby. 220 00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,870 why I don't mean nothing, because I'm still running things up in him. 221 00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:42,630 Oh, it sounds like Tiffany is taking a trip to ghetto land. 222 00:18:47,010 --> 00:18:48,730 Bye, y 'all. See you at practice tomorrow. 223 00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:53,110 Yo, y 'all were banging. Yeah, my girl sure was. 224 00:18:56,650 --> 00:19:00,210 Arnaz, Brianna only likes you as a friend. No, she loves me. Didn't you see 225 00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,210 way she was looking at me? 226 00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:08,350 Oh, please. She's just using him to make me jealous. 227 00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:10,950 Poor Rio. 228 00:19:10,970 --> 00:19:12,090 Being used like that. 229 00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:15,070 I was rooting for you. 230 00:19:15,970 --> 00:19:17,570 Well, I'm glad you like the show. 231 00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:20,310 But I'm sure your girl didn't like you liking me. 232 00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:21,830 Rio! 233 00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:27,130 I'm coming, babe. I'm just showing your new cheerleader here the ropes, you 234 00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:28,150 know. That's all. 235 00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:34,190 Anyway, I'm looking forward to seeing a lot more of you, Miss Virtuous. 236 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,580 Hey, what's up there, buddy? 237 00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:41,080 I'm Brianna's father, Mr. Washington, and you must be Brother Need to Comb His 238 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,080 Hair. 239 00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:46,980 Daddy, you can't keep running off boys. Yeah, well, that boy can't keep running 240 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:47,980 from a comb. 241 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,820 Are you ever going to like a guy a date? 242 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:55,500 Sure I am. When you find one whose parents are named Mary and Joseph. 243 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,180 Oh! Oh! 244 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:02,520 Oh, you see that head? 245 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,690 I never knew the human... body could bend that way. 246 00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:07,390 That's what happens when the cheerleader gets in the way of the play. 247 00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:09,070 It's your cheer in the stand. 248 00:20:09,490 --> 00:20:10,570 Big Sal, Big Sal. 249 00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:13,090 Uh, yo, Flex, man, give me the controller. No, no, hold on, hold on. 250 00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:14,370 This is a commercial, right? 251 00:20:14,850 --> 00:20:20,390 Big Sal's used car lot, where Baltimore's elite come to shop. 252 00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:24,530 Isn't that right, Flex Washington, celebrity sportscaster for WYNX? 253 00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:26,990 Sal's my pal. 254 00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:30,210 And what did you drive off of Sal's lot, Mr. Washington? 255 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,380 A 78 bit back new pace with firm wheels. 256 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:39,480 So if you're looking for a lady you can love on four wheels, come on down to Big 257 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,880 Sal's used car lot and drive away a dream. 258 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,500 Right, Flex? 259 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:45,700 Flat out. 260 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,160 Wait, I'm going to kill you, man. 261 00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:51,380 Yeah, but we both know you won't. See, that's the magic of our friendship. 262 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,800 Love you too, Netta.